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Commentary: We're all invited to World Cup

by on June 15, 2014 1:30 AM

It’s World Cup time again.

Yep, every four years the planet Earth has a party and I’m not invited. Well, actually, that’s wrong. Everybody’s invited, I just have no interest in going. I’ve tried and tried and I just can’t get soccer.

Is it because I’m old?

Good chance.

I was a kid in the 1950s and ’60s, and do you know how many kids I knew who played soccer?

None. 

I did not know one kid who played the game and was never asked to play.

There was a mysterious organization near where I grew up called the Beadling Soccer Club, but I didn’t know anybody who belonged to it, and it was probably considered a subversive organization by the adults in my life. 

Of course, I didn’t know one kid who played hockey, either, and I didn’t learn to skate until I was in my mid-30s, but I love hockey. 

Maybe it’s no more complicated than the fact that I don’t have any interest in seeing humans play with a ball without using their hands. I’d probably like the sport a lot of it was OK to pick up the ball and run with it.

I never played rugby, but I enjoy watching it every once in a while.

The best description I’ve come across for soccer was in a piece written in 2009 by Wabash College philosophy professor Stephen H. Webb: “Think of two posses pursuing their prey in opposite directions without bullets in their guns.”

Webb also struck a chord with me when he compared soccer to baseball.

He (and I) think soccer is taking the place of baseball for lots of kids because it’s so much easier to join a group of kids and chase a ball around than it is to learn how to catch, throw and hit a baseball.

And then there is the unavoidable individual attention that comes with the at-bat.

“The spectacle of your failure was so public that it was like having all of your friends over to your home to watch your dad force you to eat your vegetables,” Webb wrote.

North American sports like baseball, football, basketball and hockey seem to do a better job of toughening kids up with a lot less writhing.

I still don’t get the writhing. 

There’s no right or wrong here. I hope not liking soccer doesn’t make me a bad person. It’s a matter of taste. And maybe I’ll try again in four years. Meanwhile, you and the three billion other people will have to try to enjoy the party without me.

• There is no better example of the stupid and corrupt things that government will do with other peoples’ money than when politicians partner with teams and/or sports promoters.

The waste and corruption associated with the World Cup being in Brazil is of epic proportions and will probably only be surpassed by the Olympics going there in 2016. 

• In almost every case of government waste and corruption associated with the awarding of major international sporting events was only made possible by massive media cheerleading. 

Although, the American media seem a lot more willing to expose the corruption associated with the major international events than they have been with the corruption and waste associated with the use of taxpayer funding for stadiums and arenas in their cities.

Billions have been given to major professional sports teams over the last 25 or 30 years, and that has been no less wasteful or corrupt. It just happened in smaller increments. You know, only $300 million or $400 million at a time.

• Am I the only person in western Pennsylvania who doesn’t think Le’Veon Bell should be anointed the Steelers’ No. 1 running back for 2014?

The Steelers signed well-traveled back LeGarrette Blount as a free agent and the consensus seems to be that he will make a nice supplemental/short-yardage back.

The Steelers will be Blount’s fourth team in four years, and that raises a boatload of questions, but nothing in his career suggests that he should be limited to a few carries a game.

In fact, it’s the opposite. The more carries the better he is. Blount has carried the ball 15 times or more in 15 games.

In those games he averaged 4.95 yards a carry. He averaged over five yards a carry eight times and over seven yards per carry three times. He averaged less than four yards a carry only three times in those 15 games.

Bell never averaged five yards a carry in a game last season. He carried the ball 15 times or more in 12 games. In four of those he averaged less than three yards per carry. 

None of this is to say Bell stinks or even that he shouldn’t be considered the No. 1 back going to training camp. It’s just that Blount’s numbers and his highlight reel say that it should be an open competition.



John Steigerwald's blog can be found at www.justwatchthegame.com, and he is the author of "Just Watch The Game." His column appears each Saturday.
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