What kind of code enforced meetings are they having in Center Township?
When I hear of some official accusing his constituency — “people like that” — of buying cases of beer and “marijuana cigarettes” instead of ordering $50 lawnmowers on Facebook, it only makes me appreciate living in the “country.”
Next thing you know, he’ll be seeing ninja-suited night stalkers sowing dandelion seeds in neighbors’ yards.
Get a real job, Mr. Burnheimer. Glad I don’t live in your clownship.